I Draw the Line at Snooki

Author: Single. Approachable. Girl.
January 12, 2010

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As I mentioned in my previous post I’ve been wavering a bit on Confusing-Name guy, but tonight we went out to dinner and our dating future was revealed.


It all started when he brought up the Jersey Shore. I practically broke into a fist pump – finally a conversation I can sink my teeth into! Unfortunately, he was not bringing it up with shared admiration, but instead, disgust.


It then came to light that he’s only seen the one clip where Snooki gets punched in the face by a dude at the bar. So, I decided not to blame him for being a hater – I too was turned off by the show until I watched an episode and fell in love with DJ Pauly D’s windproof, waterproof blowout, J-WOWW’s battling outfits, Sammi’s Fred Flintstone toe, Vinny’s mother (”a real woman”), The Situation’s 3rd-person references to The Situation and the size of Ronnie’s…protein canister.


Regardless, there we are, talking about Snooki taking a hit to the face and he says in all seriousness: “Well, I’m sure she learned her lesson after that.”


Now, I may not be capable of a killer poof without a bumpit, my skin might as well be translucent and maybe I’m not into “tan, juiced up guidos with muscles” (with exception of that one dream where Ronnie and I were on a date at a roller-coaster theme park) but I’ll take Snookers over a guy that would say that any day.


Especially since (like Pauly) “I’m not looking to fall in love at the Shore.”



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4 Responses to “I Draw the Line at Snooki”

  1. Tan-Jovi Says:

    Confusing-Name guy down for the count! 10…9…8…

  2. Whitney Says:

    Wow, I too am now turned off by this guy…..and totally turned on to wanting to watch Jersey Shore! This show sounds great! Damn, I just told Mike to tivo the Bachelor. He gets grumpy when our tivo captures too many reality shows.

  3. Single. Approachable. Girl. Says:

    Mike never has to know. You can watch full episodes online! http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/video.jhtml?filter=fulleps

  4. Whitney Says:

    Awesome! I can watch this and that Make It Or Break It gymnastics show in bed!

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