The Friend Zone, Part II

Author: Single. Approachable. Girl.
August 9, 2009

I was definitely surprised when I received a call from Friend Zone Guy. I was doubly surprised to hear what he had to say after I answered it:

He apologized for not calling for so long and said “you must think I’m a dick for not calling after you said you wanted to be friends.”

Me: “No. I would have understood if I never heard from you again. I get it.”

Friend Zone Guy: “Well, I just want you to know that I’m totally fine with us being friends. I promise I won’t try to hook up with you…but, if we have sex someday, so be it.
(I didn’t know how to react either)

He continued: “By the way, I’m on my way home from a date right now and it was so boring. Wanna hang out?”

If I could make this stuff, I would. If I were a lesser person I would keep Friend-Zone Guy around soley for the blog fodder…hmmm.


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